May 202013
 

It’s no secret I’m single.  I’ve tried out Match.com but that seemed like a scam.  I never received any responses and I cancelled my membership stating that as the reason.  Funny thing happened, I all of the sudden started receiving responses.  I convinced some of the women to communicate outside of the site fearing we can’t when my membership expires.  When it did expire, they tried to get me to communicate on the site again.  Not fooling me again… no more to Match.com

Decided to give Zoosk.com a shot.  I signed up, sent a wink and got a response in minutes.  Wow… looked promising so I got my credit card out so I can send messages.  $100 later and a message later, no more response.  Figured she lost interest so I fired out a lot more winks.  All I received was a bunch of automated responses, some of which were the same as the first one I received.  The site is a scam, DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY!  Below are the auto responses I received.  If you have any that aren’t on here, please contact me or leave them in the comments.

 

:) I appreciate the wink but like messages better.

Hey, thanks for the wink. How about sending me a message now?

Hi there. Please send me a more detailed message and tell me about yourself.

Hi. Thanks for for the wink. Why not write me a message as well?

I appreciate the wink. Leave a message and I will get back to you.

No winks please, just leave a message if you’re interested. Thanks :-)

Thanks! I noticed that you noticed me :) Now let’s talk.

Thanks. If you’re interested in contacting me, please drop me a line and tell me more.

Winks are flattering. Now if you’re really interested, friend me and message me.

Спасибо! Я заметил(а), что вы заметили меня :) Может поговорим?

How are you? Care for conversation?